Top 10 Top 10 things to do in a Hot Bath..

Pheadra said:
1) Wash face
2) wash body
3) Wash Cunt
4) wash arse
5) massage tits
6) Shave Legs
7) Shave pits
8) shave Bikini Line
9) Fart
10) Pumice feet


Right............. Following a night down at C103's which ended with me covered in my own blood and wrything on the floor of the mosh pit, Pheadra came back to crash at mine, and being the gentleman I am I slept in a sleeping bag on the floor while she had my bed. Having just spent the rest of the day in said bed nursing a hangover I would just like to say that reading the above has made me feel :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :sob: :sob: :sob: :sob: :sob:
1. Drink a cold beer.
2. Shave face - always nicest in the bath, although covers you in Eeugh hairy yuk!
3. Use shower attachment to direct jets of extra hot water at underwater targets.
4. Ponder level of hallucinogens still in bloodstream.
5. Have conversation with pixies hiding in sink.
6. Worry slightly about level of hallucinogens still in bloodstream.
7. Cease worrying by opening another cold beer.
8. Read a book you don't mind getting wet.
9. Toe - tap thing.
10. Empty bath whilst still in it - feel gravity slowly regain it's grip.