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Wahooo!! It's payday today, my first income since April :punk: My accountant wife is waiting at home to snatch the cash off me.

...but i intend to blow the lot!! :Smile3: How would you blow your wages?


1. buy a van load of Portuguese football tops and try selling them at Trafalgar Square
2. book nice posh club for a drum 'n' bass/hip hop gig then hand out flyers for it at Stonehenge during Solstice :unsure:
3. bid for Glade tickets on e-bay then give them away at next QPR home game :unsure:
4. insulate the loft with 'tenners' during summer
5. purchase an Opus rig and set it up outside Cantebury nick :unsure:
6. prebook Infected Mushroom for the family christmas dinner
7. pay for a sex change, then pay to change back :unsure:
8. smuggle an immigrant into the UK, declare him to customs then pay the fine :unsure:
9. pay for broadband connections for everyone on Squat Juice
10. book 1st class tickets to BOOM/VooV and leave wife at home....


:tongue1: :P
 
you clearly have a lot of money to blow :P
 
10. book 1st class tickets to BOOM/VooV and leave wife at home....



ehe he he e !!!! Sounds familiar .......... ehe he he
 
jamez_23 said:
10. book 1st class tickets to BOOM/VooV and leave wife at home....



ehe he he e !!!! Sounds familiar .......... ehe he he

Good lord its infectious, we are traveling over to Boom with 2 guys who are leaving their wives behind (thank fek! LOL!) :Grin:

6. prebook Infected Mushroom for the family christmas dinner

Think it will go down a treat!! :bananada:
 
buy a shed load of bannana costumes an give em away free at the next party

imagine, loads of bannana men dancin in the woods, the police would love to see that in the mornin!!!!!!!

an emma,....green fairy....yum
 
Banana costumes, absinthe Why not blow your wages the old fashioned way im not too sure exactly how it is done but every sunday i wake up and have to wait five days before i have another penny. Any ideas? :party2: could be resposible
 
Banana costumes, absinthe Why not blow your wages the old fashioned way im not too sure exactly how it is done but every sunday i wake up and have to wait five days before i have another penny. Any ideas? :party2: could be resposible
 
id say....
Dior make-up
Dior bags
Dior shoes
Dior underwear
Dior clothes....


errr.... get boyfriend a new Pc :wub:

anyone noticed ive developed this Dior obsession..... :rolleyes: :unsure:
 
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:wub:
 
1 Acre prime Peruvian Jungle
1. Hammock
1. Plane ticket ...

... still saving :Sad:
 
52DSL, has your wife heard about your option No. 10?? I'm gonna call her!!

***only joking***

Go on, you know you want to!! :lol1: :lol1:
 
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