top 10 way to BLOW YOUR WAGES

psychedelVic Jun 25, 2004

  1. psychedelVic

    psychedelVic (~'~)

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    Wahooo!! It's payday today, my first income since April :punk: My accountant wife is waiting at home to snatch the cash off me.

    ...but i intend to blow the lot!! :Smile3: How would you blow your wages?


    1. buy a van load of Portuguese football tops and try selling them at Trafalgar Square
    2. book nice posh club for a drum 'n' bass/hip hop gig then hand out flyers for it at Stonehenge during Solstice :unsure:
    3. bid for Glade tickets on e-bay then give them away at next QPR home game :unsure:
    4. insulate the loft with 'tenners' during summer
    5. purchase an Opus rig and set it up outside Cantebury nick :unsure:
    6. prebook Infected Mushroom for the family christmas dinner
    7. pay for a sex change, then pay to change back :unsure:
    8. smuggle an immigrant into the UK, declare him to customs then pay the fine :unsure:
    9. pay for broadband connections for everyone on Squat Juice
    10. book 1st class tickets to BOOM/VooV and leave wife at home....


    :tongue1: :P
     
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    josh marathon solo-sessionahoy

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    you clearly have a lot of money to blow :P
     
  3. jamez_23

    jamez_23 Blah

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    10. book 1st class tickets to BOOM/VooV and leave wife at home....



    ehe he he e !!!! Sounds familiar .......... ehe he he
     
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    jsainsbury Forum Addict

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    i'm with ott


    cocaine and prostitutes :smoke:
     
  5. oOemmaOo

    oOemmaOo hello

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    Good lord its infectious, we are traveling over to Boom with 2 guys who are leaving their wives behind (thank fek! LOL!) :Grin:

    6. prebook Infected Mushroom for the family christmas dinner

    Think it will go down a treat!! :bananada:
     
  6. jooncoi

    jooncoi rock...paper...SHOTGUN

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    buy a shed load of bannana costumes an give em away free at the next party

    imagine, loads of bannana men dancin in the woods, the police would love to see that in the mornin!!!!!!!

    an emma,....green fairy....yum
     
  7. oOemmaOo

    oOemmaOo hello

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    She's the absinthe fairy....even yummer.... :wub:
     
  8. Nadz

    Nadz Junior Members

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    Banana costumes, absinthe Why not blow your wages the old fashioned way im not too sure exactly how it is done but every sunday i wake up and have to wait five days before i have another penny. Any ideas? :party2: could be resposible
     
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    Nadz Junior Members

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    Banana costumes, absinthe Why not blow your wages the old fashioned way im not too sure exactly how it is done but every sunday i wake up and have to wait five days before i have another penny. Any ideas? :party2: could be resposible
     
  10. natacherry

    natacherry Snoozing..

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    id say....
    Dior make-up
    Dior bags
    Dior shoes
    Dior underwear
    Dior clothes....


    errr.... get boyfriend a new Pc :wub:

    anyone noticed ive developed this Dior obsession..... :rolleyes: :unsure:
     
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    josh marathon solo-sessionahoy

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    to be honest, i think Krizia are much more classy :Wink3:
     
  12. psychedelVic

    psychedelVic (~'~)

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    Ann Summers is nice....... :unsure:
     
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    josh marathon solo-sessionahoy

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    or Harmony? :rolleyes:
     
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    Faction Proto-col

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    opia locus solus

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    i'd buy a biiiiig bed
     
  16. martin_e

    martin_e Pantheistic Cyberneticist

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    1. Hammock
    1. Plane ticket ...

    ... still saving :Sad:
     
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    CariFairy Now Less Confused

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    greatruaha Forum Member

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    52DSL, has your wife heard about your option No. 10?? I'm gonna call her!!

    ***only joking***

    Go on, you know you want to!! :lol1: :lol1:
     
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    Speakafreaka Champagne Rouletter

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    that is one big pay day
     
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    eduk Junior Members

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    bet against greece hehehe :drinking:
     
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