Top Ten Things I Tell My Cat

Meijin Jul 7, 2004

  1. Meijin

    Meijin Member

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    Top Tentastic Things I Say To My Cat:

    1. You're going home in a aaa-ambu-lance...

    2. Get your hair cut and get a job

    3. Red or white?

    4. Did anyone call?

    5. Don't slam the ca....

    6. Your move..

    7. What's he saying?

    8. Do you wanna go Dutch?

    9. Did you get the job?

    10. Can you not make so much noise when you come in at night...
     
  2. opia

    opia locus solus

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    :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

    i just laughed.. lots :lol:
     
  3. CariFairy

    CariFairy Now Less Confused

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    whenever i have been to see tom (boyfriend, not cat) and i say goodbye to him, leave him on the computer and walk down the stairs, i ALWAYS say good bye to his cat freddy, and whichever of the other 7 cats are around at the time...
     
  4. jooncoi

    jooncoi rock...paper...SHOTGUN

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    1. how you doin maaaan?
    2. what you want for dinner, we got chicken beef or duck?????
    3. get him GET HIM KILL ATTACK.......he jus kinda looks at me when i say that like 'huh, fuck off man do it yaself'
    4. *sniff sniff*.....dude, was that you?
    5. you goin out, or you jus gonna stand there lettin the cold air in hmmmmm?
     
  5. josh

    josh marathon solo-sessionahoy

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    well, i dont have one but if i did it would be:


    1. fuck off
    2. fuck off
    3.fuck off
    4. go get chased by a dog
    5. go get trampled on by a moo cow
    6. fuck off
    7. stop making that irritating whiney mewing noise
    8. fuck off
    9. dont you dare malt on my stuff
    10. fuck off



    think that just about does it :Wink3:
     
  6. jooncoi

    jooncoi rock...paper...SHOTGUN

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    josh.......you to mean, you shouldnt have a cat, it could kick your arse if it wanted to :P
     
  7. josh

    josh marathon solo-sessionahoy

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    probably :P
     
  8. Harmony

    Harmony Junior Members

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    1> Any ideas for dinner?
    2> 7 letters down; to rot down and decompose - beginning with P..
    3> Get the phone.
    4> Can you get any weed
    5> Tennis?
    6> What the hell have you been eating? You breath stinks! :o
    7> Shut the door on your way out..
    8> Put your ass down..
    9> Wear your own collar!
    10>Speak english already!
     
  9. tom anteater

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    ..putrefy :Smile3:
     
  10. opia

    opia locus solus

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    this still really makes me laugh :lol1:

    brilliant cheer up post :Grin:
     
  11. Psychedelic Acid Fairy

    Psychedelic Acid Fairy Meep

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    Yeh, tis a really funny post :Grin:
     
  12. opia

    opia locus solus

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    :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
     
  13. LiLo_Ferret

    LiLo_Ferret More trance than you.....

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    :wub:

    I am just begging to be granted some quality petting time!!!
    :P
     
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    psychedelVic (~'~)

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    Things i say to cats.....

    Why you being such a pussy?
    You're more trouble than my last bitch
    Can i stroke the fur on your pussy
    Would you like cream in your coffee
    I'd prefer if you used my silvers to roll with....
    No that fishy smell is not coming from me
    So why are you getting home at 7:00 in the morning?
    Lend me £20
    What's for dinner
    I know, i know fireworks don't go in cat's bums :o
     
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    goa_kev Forum Member

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    So that's where I've been going wrong every November 5th! :lol:
     
  16. psychedelVic

    psychedelVic (~'~)

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    Brings a whole new meaning to banger pussy :Wink3:

    :o


    :lol:
     
  17. Red five

    Red five jah mangled spanner

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    that would be telling
    I don't have a cat, but many of my long haired friends do, so...

    1. you only like me cos i'm allergic to cats
    2. NO...i think you'll find thats MY cannabis
    3. AAAARRRRGH, NOT THE FACE, NOT THE FACE
    4. are those claws absolutely necessary?
    5. my what an interesting choice of gift, i always wanted a dead pigeon/ vole or other type of small defenceless creature
     
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    Red five jah mangled spanner

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    that would be telling
    6. there ARE NOT % ACES IN A DECK OF CARDS! :mad:
     
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