"Ready for a lil B & E Randy? (Randy: Bacon N Eggs?) No Break n Enter."
"When you plant shit seeds, you get shit weeds."
"Birds of a shitfeather flock together, Randy."
"We're in the eye of a shiticane here Julian, and Ricky's a low shit system!"
"It's time to bring out the shit bat Randy!"
"Shit storm troopers"
"The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree"
"Shittacular"
"I'm watching you, like a shithawk"
"We're sailing into a shit typhoon Randy, we'd better haul in the jib before it gets covered in shit"
"When you're getting pelted with shitballs, you gotta get a shit bat."
"The shit pool's gettin full Randy, time to strain the shit before it overflows. I will not have a Pompeiian shit catastrophe on my hands"
"How dare you involve my daughter in your hemisphere of shit"
"Your shit-goose is cooked, Ricky"
"Shit-apples never fall far from the shit-tree"
"He's about to enter the shit tornado to Oz."
"Do you know what a shit rope is Julian? It's a rope covered in shit that criminals try to cling to. Y'see, the shit acts like grease, and the harder you tighten your grip, the more you slide down it".
"A shit leopard can't change its spots"
"We need more shit puppets for our play Randy, and we need angry shit puppets but they aren't mad at us. Shit puppets only get angry at other shit puppets"
Randy: "Cops and dope don't mix, do they Mr. Lahey?" Lahey: "Like shit and strawberry shortcake Randy."
"I live by the golden rule, if you don't cross my shitline I won't cross yours. But when Ray told everybody in the park that I was drinking again, he crossed the goddamn shitline."
"Do you know what a shit barometer is Bubbles? It measures the shit pressure in the air. Eventually your head will implode from all the shit pressure. The winds of shit are coming."
"Do you feel that Randy, the way the shit clings to the air. Shit Blizzard."
"Never Cry Shitwolf"
"Did you see that Randy, Goddamn shitapple driving the shitmobile. No body else in this park gives a fuck why should I?
"Yes I used to drink Randy but I got the shitmonkey off my back for good".
"You just opened Pandora's Shitbox Ray"
"You know what you get when two shit-tectonic plates collide? Shitquakes, Julian. Shitquakes."
"The shit liner is coming to port Ricky"
"Y'see, Ricky started off as a little shitspark from the ol' shitflint that eventually grew into a shitbonfire, and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, grew into a raging shitfirestorm. If I marry Barb, I'll have total control of Sunnyvale, and then I'll be able to unleash a shitnami tidal wave that will extinguish Ricky and his shitflames forever. And with any luck, he'll drown in the undershit of that wave...shitwaves".
"Shit clock's tickin'."
"We got the key to shitty city, Ran, and Julian's the muscular mayor".
"You boys have loaded up a hair-trigger, double barrelled shitmachinegun, and the barrel's pointing right at your own heads".
"Shit flowers, Randy. [...] From a distance they look like ordinary flowers, but when you get right down and stick your nose in them you realize they're shit
flowers, and there's a whole fucking bouquet down there right in front of Ray's trailer."
halfway there...
