I haven't done the intro thingy yet so though I would, good day to all, I am Danny Millionaire, known in the elite circle as Swan Shattlesbrook 5th Earl of Northampton, Duke of Hamberg and heir to the fief of Excellence (a mere province in the Buttsmack Valley but fertile and clean nonetheless). I don't own a car, instead I have intimate moles dig tunnels through the earth in which I then create a vaccuum so I may swiftly arrive at any destination I desire. I like long walks, poetry and romance novels, also a good ol' knees up with the boys (and girls), perhaps a brandy and Radio 3 on a friday night for a rip roaring good time. Puff Wuff old boys!!