A man dies and goes to hell, he's greeted by Satan
"Welcome to Hell, you get to choose a room for your long stay here in hell, you have to stay in it until sumone else picks the same room, and then you can go to heaven''
They wonder off to the first room, where a man is being beaten by a bunch of angry looking men with big sticks. The Second room contains a woman being burnt with fire and whiped, a little later they come to anoter room, where a man is getting a blow job off a beautiful blonde.
"I'll take this room!!" the man said
The devil agrees and wonders into the room, and says to the blonde,
"OK you can go to heaven now, we've found your replacment"