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bloke comes home to his wife with a sheep under his arm..

"this is the pig i been shagging" says he, wife says "thats a sheep dickhead!"

man says......











"i wasn't talking to you!"
 

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Hilarious jokes.

Q) What is the only animal with a cunt on its back?


A) A Policehorse.


BooooooM BooooooM !!!!!!!


Q) What do you call a black man who flys a plane?












A) A pilot you racist !!!!


Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha !!!!!
 

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A man dies and goes to hell, he's greeted by Satan

"Welcome to Hell, you get to choose a room for your long stay here in hell, you have to stay in it until sumone else picks the same room, and then you can go to heaven''

They wonder off to the first room, where a man is being beaten by a bunch of angry looking men with big sticks. The Second room contains a woman being burnt with fire and whiped, a little later they come to anoter room, where a man is getting a blow job off a beautiful blonde.

"I'll take this room!!" the man said

The devil agrees and wonders into the room, and says to the blonde,

"OK you can go to heaven now, we've found your replacment"
 

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if you hear anything about a dwarf with downs syndrome do not repeat it to anyone...







beacuse its not big and its not clever
 

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2 women on their way back from a night out stop in a graveyard for a piss.

One wipes her fanny with her knickers, the other with a wreath.

Next day, their husbands are sat in the local boozer

"i better watch my wife" says the first " she came home with no kinckers on last night"

"thats nothing mate" says 2nd "mine came home with a card wedged in her arse saying.....




"We'll never forget you, from all the boys at the firestation"


:Smile3:
 

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a woman was in a coma for several months, 1 day the nurses noticed a slight response whilst washing her foo-foo.

they rushed to her husband to explain, and suggested he try a little oral sex which might bring her round, "ok" says he.

Few minutes later her monitor flat-lined, no pulse or heart-beat. the nurses rush in "what happened" they ask

"dunno" says he, "i think she might have choked"
 
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