3 students are sitting in the pub one day, discussing the rather messy night before.
The first one says: "Last night I was so drunk that I pulled the ugliest girl you've ever seen and when I got home I threw up."
The second one says: "So what, that's nothing.....Last night i was so drunk that I pulled a really ugly girl and I didn't even make it home, I woke up on a bench, but when I got home in the morning, I was sick everywhere."
The third one says: "That's tame!.....Last night i was so drunk that when I got home I blew chunks"
Confused, the other two lads look at him and one says "How is that worse than our stories?.....we were in a much worse state."
And after a slight pause, the third student replied: "Chunks is my dog!"
nice to see that we can still expect the usual filthy low standard from you Mr G