When Girls Drink to Much

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hehe my sis (ktpod :dancey: ) sent me this... (apologies for the stream of capitols lol)

When Girls Drink To Much

1. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE MY PURSE IS.


2. I BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH MY ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING
MY BUTT WHILE
YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.


3. I'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED I WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND
HONESTLY BELIEVE
I COULD DO IT TOO.


4. IN MY LAST TRIP TO PEE, I REALIZE I NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A
HOMELESS HOOKER
THAN THE GODDESS I WAS JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.


5. I DROP MY 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR
(WHICH I'M EATING EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY),
PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING
IT.


6. I START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE I SEE THAT I LOVE
THEM SOOOOO MUCH.


7. I GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A
NEW SONG PLAYS
BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"


8. I'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING
NEXT TO ME.


9. THE MAN I'M FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE MY 5TH GRADE
TEACHER.


10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A
TABLE AND SING OR
DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING.


11. MY EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR
OWN SO I KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY
SEXY.


12. I'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT
IT.


13. I YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO (I THINK) CHEATED ME BY
GIVING ME JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I CAN NO
LONGER TASTE THE GIN.


14. I THINK I'M IN BED, BUT MY PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE
THE KITCHEN FLOOR


15. I START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE
THIS THE WRONG
WAY BUT..."


16. I FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN I SIT
ON IT.


17. MY HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.


18. I'M TIRED SO I JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER I HAPPEN
TO BE STANDING)
AND TAKE A QUICK NAP.


19. I BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON MY BUTTON FLY PANTS
TO CUT DOWN ON
THE TIME I'M IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM MY DRINK.


20. I TAKE MY SHOES OFF BECAUSE I BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT
THAT I'M HAVING
PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
 

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:lol:

And this gets posted the morning after PixieHelen and RainbowJem arrive back in the country, shome coinshidence shurely?:beer:
 

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miszt said:
hehe my sis (ktpod :dancey: ) sent me this... (apologies for the stream of capitols lol)

When Girls Drink To Much


17. MY HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.

.

:irolleyes
 

josh

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Or in your case heidi - forcing unwilling people *cough* to dance waltz with them at a houseparty incurring the mirth of many a looker-on.


:sob:
 

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8. I'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING
NEXT TO ME.

But - but - but - geeks ARE deep and spiritual......aren't they?
 

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josh said:
Or in your case heidi - forcing unwilling people *cough* to dance waltz with them at a houseparty incurring the mirth of many a looker-on.


:sob:


:irolleyes

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tortoise said:
But - but - but - geeks ARE deep and spiritual......aren't they?

yeah baby yeah! if that's what it takes to get into your pants then 'deep and spiritual' it is

:ilol:
 

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18. I'M TIRED SO I JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER I HAPPEN
TO BE STANDING)
AND TAKE A QUICK NAP.

yep thats about right! done this many times! hehe!
 
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