wishful thinking

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A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.

All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish."

Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord

said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant

you one wish."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous

challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the

bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take would take! I

can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.

Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would

honour and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time.

Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to

know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the

silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and

how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied,




"Do you want lights on that bridge?"



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