... 1.) why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? ... 2.) why "abbreviated" is such a long word? ... 3.) why doctors call what they do "practice"? ... 4.) why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? ... 5.) why the man who invests all your money is called a broker? ... 6.) why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? ... 7.) why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box? ... 8.) why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? ... 9.) why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? ... 10.) if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?