wonderments (??)

Aeon dreamer Jan 8, 2004

  1. Aeon dreamer

    Aeon dreamer Junior Members

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    ... 1.) why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
    ... 2.) why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
    ... 3.) why doctors call what they do "practice"?
    ... 4.) why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
    ... 5.) why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
    ... 6.) why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
    ... 7.) why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
    ... 8.) why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
    ... 9.) why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
    ... 10.) if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
     
  2. yogi

    yogi Member

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    interesting thoughts! :lol1:
     
  3. psychedelVic

    psychedelVic (~'~)

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    1. why the fuck is there always ONE prick at work
    2. why the fuck does the bus always come when you spark up
    3. why the fuck are London bouncers wankers
    4. why the fuck do i always sleep late and wakeup tired
    5. why the fuck do i get "funny" looks from peeps when i admit i love psy-trance
    6. why the fuck do fags cost £4.60
    7. why the fuck do they wanna build a third runway
    8. why the fuck was Bush allowed to use his own WMD's in Iraq/Afghanistan
    9. why the fuck do i watch Eastenders
    10. and why the fuck did i go to the full moon party Koh Pangan before i'd heard of psy-trance cos i hated the music when i got there :no:






    ok, so i have issues :smoke:
     
  4. Ozric

    Ozric Hoofaloof

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    :dogrun: More!!!!:dogrun:

    (welcome to the forum btw, enjoy :Smile3: )
     
  5. Mrs B

    Mrs B Real world? What's that?

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    :lolsign: :goodthre: :Smile3:
     
  6. forgotten

    forgotten ..::mUnTsvillE::..

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    i know what you mean i always get that,

    but if you say that you like trance they think of paul oakenfukingfold... NOOOOOOO


    ROB :Grin:
     
  7. Mrs B

    Mrs B Real world? What's that?

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    I just get funny looks :rolleyes:
     
  8. josh

    josh marathon solo-sessionahoy

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    I dont get any *sniff* :sad:
     
  9. Mrs B

    Mrs B Real world? What's that?

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    *Mrs B gives josh a funny look to make him feel better* :P
     
  10. natacherry

    natacherry Snoozing..

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    most people normally have no idea what psytrance is when i say i like it,....and when i start talking about electronical music they think i mean german techno yuckyness like scooter...weird!
     
  11. psychedelVic

    psychedelVic (~'~)

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    exactly! :blink: and then i compound the problem even more by trying to explain what psy-trance is!!

    I think it's just easier to satisfy the person i'm talking to by saying "Yeah i love R'n'B and anything by Robbie Williams :Smile3: :lol1: :Grin: :lol: :blink:
     
  12. Garfield

    Garfield psy-punk

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    </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Aeon dreamer @ Jan 8 2004, 05:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>... 8.) why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
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