fishkake
Convicted time waster
I'm sure you're all very relieved. What is this site, something like Alcoholics Anonymous?
"Hello, I'm Chris, and I have nothing better to do with my time."
I found this site through a boredom-inspired Yahoo search for UK forums - you wouldn't believe the crap I had to sift through to find it - Gardening forums, fishhing forums, even a GROUNDWATER FORUM (what the hell do they talk about in there?!) came up higher on the list than this one.
Anyway, greetings and salutations, and all that. I'm a notherner, a geek, and not a lot else. Here's a poem to introduce myself and start me off in a new forum site:
Come one and come all, gather round, don't be shy,
There's a new member here, no other than I,
I'm a rocker, a toff, and also a geek,
But I have lots of slots of free time in my week.
So I came to a forum, to help pass the time,
To occupy space in this dead life of mine,
For sure you'll all know me, before very long,
And I think that you'll like me, I hope I'm not wrong!
Of course, if you don't, then please do as you will,
Ignore me or flame me, or just have me killed.
For if you track me down, if you trace my IP,
then you only prove you're even sadder than me!
But aide with the quips, and the quick-witted rhymes,
I should introduce myself, tell you my crimes,
but I've run out of room, in my four blocks of verse
So you'll just have to ask me, or fear the worst!
"Hello, I'm Chris, and I have nothing better to do with my time."
I found this site through a boredom-inspired Yahoo search for UK forums - you wouldn't believe the crap I had to sift through to find it - Gardening forums, fishhing forums, even a GROUNDWATER FORUM (what the hell do they talk about in there?!) came up higher on the list than this one.
Anyway, greetings and salutations, and all that. I'm a notherner, a geek, and not a lot else. Here's a poem to introduce myself and start me off in a new forum site:
Come one and come all, gather round, don't be shy,
There's a new member here, no other than I,
I'm a rocker, a toff, and also a geek,
But I have lots of slots of free time in my week.
So I came to a forum, to help pass the time,
To occupy space in this dead life of mine,
For sure you'll all know me, before very long,
And I think that you'll like me, I hope I'm not wrong!
Of course, if you don't, then please do as you will,
Ignore me or flame me, or just have me killed.
For if you track me down, if you trace my IP,
then you only prove you're even sadder than me!
But aide with the quips, and the quick-witted rhymes,
I should introduce myself, tell you my crimes,
but I've run out of room, in my four blocks of verse
So you'll just have to ask me, or fear the worst!