Your office stats..

[DJJD]

count how many people there are in your office then work out how many toes , how many fingers. how many cocks. divide by the amount of ears...

Me..

6 X 10 toes = 60

+

6 X 10 fingers = 60
+

1 X cock = 1

\

6 x ears = 6

= 20.166666

 

[evilwill]

surely people have 2 ears each though?

 

[DJJD]

Oh no. My research is flawed.

Discalculia!

 

[jamez_23]

Off with his head !!

(Or one of his ears )

 

[DJJD]

6 X 10 toes = 60

+

6 X 10 fingers = 60
+

1 X cock = 1

\

6 x ears = 12

= 5.5833333

thats the true figure. I cant beleive how foolish I was. Forgive me.

 

[Squagnut]

I'm bloody relieved, I can tell you! I had wondered how you could get away with posting such nonsense while pretending to work. A quick bit of maths tells me that you work with five women, which explains it.