Mental Disorders and Christmas Carols (I know, a bit late)

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Mental disorders and Christmas Carols

1. Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia — I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town
and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and…..

6. Paranoid — Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder — Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder — You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder — Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy – can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder — Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells….

11. Oppositional Defiant Disorder– You better not cry – Oh yes I will
You better not Shout – I can if i want to
You better not pout – Can if i want to
I’m telling you why – Not listening
Santa Claus is coming to town – No he’s not!!

 

[floatyhippyflower]

5. Manic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town
and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and….

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder — Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells….

Winner.

 

[floatyhippyflower]

Major Depressive Disorder: No Joy To The World

Tourettes Syndrome: Twat The Whores With Cunts And Bastards (fa la la la laaaaaa la la la la)

 

[Daydream Believer]

9. Attention Deficit Disorder — Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy – can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

Tourettes Syndrome: Twat The Whores With Cunts And Bastards (fa la la la laaaaaa la la la la)

Both = :laugh:

 

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Major Depressive Disorder: No Joy To The World

Tourettes Syndrome: Twat The Whores With Cunts And Bastards (fa la la la laaaaaa la la la la)

Excellent.