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A thread for one-liners, bad, good, or any way they come...

What's yellow and goes slam slam slam slam?


A four-door banana.
 
Squagnut said:
:bottleofchampagnesmiley:

A thread for one-liners, bad, good, or any way they come...

What's yellow and goes slam slam slam slam?


A four-door banana.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

wtf! anyways when did this section appear??

...hehe...too drunk to think of antyhfing i would probs regrert rheading tomorrows :drinking:
 
This section appeared earlier tonight and when I asked eT about it, apparently we wernt meant to be able to see it...poor guy was a little confused :hehe:

Love ya eT! x
 
hehe mods trying keeping all the good jokess for demselvesh eh!
 
Two fish get into a tank. One looks at the other and says "So how are we meant to drive this thing?"
 
two fish in a tank one says to the other "boring in here innit" second goldfish says "fuck me a talking goldfish"
 
what's yellow and jumps from cake to cake?








Tarzipan :runsmile:
 
What did the Doctor give the Vampire for his cold?

Coffin Drops.

:smilemus:

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Damn.
 
what do you call an fish with no eye?





fsh - its much better when spoken!
 
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